fefeta:

someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

(via laughcentre)

eating-ass:

-overeating
-oversleeping
-overreacting

(via hotboyproblems)

parksanrec:

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

(via only1600kids)

trvp-goddess:

sonoanthony:

Why girls like doggy style so much ??

So I don’t have to see your face

(via toastbutteregg)

acoolsuggestion:

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

(via joshpeck)

antiandrogen:

lonewolfblack:

antiandrogen:

men: cancelled

Nah,women are cancelled…

actually u were cancelled already. how u gon cancel somebody when you’ve already been cancelled. smh boys are so dumb that’s why u cancelled

(via ayycomochingas)